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Monday, December 24, 2018

Funny status for whatsapp Facebook

Funny status for whatsapp Facebook

Dosto Aaj fir mai apke liye new funny status laya ho
Funny status for whatsapp Facebook

Kuchh larkiya mere status ko aise ignore karti hai
Jaise khud ke status gulzar kamal hasan jaise hastiya padhte ho

Jorm bas itna hai sahib ki mai uski saheli pe bhi marta hon

ek larki ke aage uski saheli ki tareef karna petrol pump par sigret peene ke jaisa hai 😜 πŸ™‚

Mujhe do tarha ki larkiyo se sakht nafrat hai
Ek "mujhse bat na karne wali
Dosri " dosre larko se bat karne wali 😁😁😁😊😊😜😜

Wo jab tak girlfriend thi tab tak jaan thi
Shadi ke bad janleva ho gai

Ham to mammi ke itne layaq bachche hai
Ki jab tak subha mammi uthne ke liye na bole
Tab tak majal hai jo ankh khol de

Funny status for whatsapp Facebook

Bhokamp se dar nahi lagta saheb dar to sirf is bat ka hai ki kahin jio ke tower na gir jay


Duniya ka sabse mazboot rishta mai or mera mobile

Dosto ka khayal rakha karo
Qki wo kabhi bhi kameene pan me raaz khol sakte hai


Larkiyo sun lo jab bhi apni khobsorati par ghamand ho 
To apne adhar card ki photo dekh lena

Pata hai tujhe aadat hai muskurane ki
Meri bhi zid hai tumhe pagal khane bhijwane ki
 




Dosto apko status kaise lage comment me zaroor batay 
Or ye bhi padhe 

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